Fellowes Powershred P-57 (Confetti-Cut) Shredder

I've had my share of run-in's with shredders in my days, I'm not going to lie. But the Fellowes Manufacturing Poweshred? P-57Cs Shredder was BY FAR the sharpest, and deadliest..

It was the third thursday of the month, and I arose early, for today was shredding day. I recently purchased this very shredder and was eager to fire it up. As I pushed on, to my second stack of bills, credit cards, CD's, etc, I got the need for speed and turned the paper eating monster up five fold. This extravaganza did not last more than a minute before there was a sudden jam in the machine...As i peered into the basket of torn up bills, credit cards, CD's, etc, i noticed a loose Phalange that shouldn't be commonly found in a shredder.

The kids at school were relentless...